So, this is officially my first post. Somehow I thought that setting up this blog would be soooo easy. I mean, that's what the advertisement said! Little did I know that there are so many little bells and whistles to add on and choose from! I have to take it easy on myself here! Good God, I've only come into the age of Blackberry in the last month or so. Oh and by the way, I now fully understand why the site is called CRACKberry. This phone does everything except give a good mammogram. But I have put a call in to R&D at Blackberry to see what we can do about that. Picture it! Ladies, all you need is your Blackberry, and make sure it's a flip-phone model! You simply attach said Blackberry to either boob, squashing boob between phone, and simply snap your photo. VIOLA! Just forward that puppy right over to your doctor's office and that's all she wrote. Naturally all messaging and media costs are billed to you, along with any forwarding costs and/or extra fees the physician or radiology department may incur if they have somehow already used up all their minutes for the month. SIGN ME UP!!!!!
Ahhhh, you have to love technology! That's sarcasm there, folks! I'm sure most of you already knew that, but for the ones who are still reading this sentence and thinking to themselves "what the hell is this woman talking about a phone and a mammogram for?"....I would suggest you just stop reading before your head really starts to hurt and those voices in your head get louder. For the rest of you, I hope my first post was as good for you as it was for me. Now leave my money on the dresser and close the door behind you.
Hope you will come back to my blog really soon!!! Have a good day everybody!!!
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